Mommy Confessional

My confessional, I’m sure I’ll be adding more at least once a day.

Feel free to add yours at the bottom:)

( P.S. NO JUDGING! )

• I still wear my maternity clothes, my youngest is 10 months..
• I let my kids watch too much tv.
• I don’t know how many times I’ve had to take a piece of dog food out of my 10 months old mouth.
• Sometimes I lie to my daughter and tell her I’ll take her to the park the next day just to get her to go to sleep.
• Sometimes I tune my toddler out because she never shuts up and on a constant repeat.
• My husband asks what I have done all day and I say ‘clean’, but really I only clean for like an hour.
• One time my toddler ate dog poop.
• When my oldest was a baby, she rolled off the couch while I was changing her diaper.
• I’m in a constant daydream that I live in the Vampire Diaries.
• Sometimes I wonder where I would be if I didn’t have kids and get married.
• My husband and my kids are the reasons I smoke a cigarette every 30 minutes.
• I have literally no friends.
• I sometimes ignore my kids for Candy Crush.. stupid owl.
• I live in my pj’s all day everyday, unless I go somewhere.
• Sometimes my 2 year old wakes up in the middle of the night and doesn’t want to go back to sleep. I give her my phone and let her play games and I go back to sleep.
• When my daughter wants to watch an annoying show, I tell her it’s not on.
• My 2 year olds bed is right next to ours, but she still sleeps in between my husband and I.
• The drum set she got for Christmas has been in a secret hiding spot all this time, thank goodness she forgot about it!
• My oldest pees in the bed at least once a week.
• Most of the time I tell my husband I “forgot” to set the coffee pot for him in the mornings, but it’s usually cause I’m too tired and lazy to do it.
• I don’t let my husband go out at all, mostly because I feel like it’s not fair he can go out without the kids and I can’t.